I hear Yellowstone is on network television this. evening...
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I would suggest "LONETREE" instead.
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*** A Family... Generations deep
*** A Ranch... Over a century
*** People... None have been in jail
*** Sons... Strong and dependable
***Daughters... Attractive and dignified
*** Cattle... Hereford cattle that still have their horns
***Romance... Starring couple been married for over 30 years
***Drink... Good black coffee and the purest of water
***Guns... Gave up counting
***Guns... Know how to use them
***Challenges... Grasshoppers like crazy this year
***Gov't overstep... Been trying to rein in a huge gun range
***Language... family friendly - nothing has to be bleeped
***Working cattle... Slow and quiet - Language is family friendly
***Horses... Plenty of good ones
***ATV... minimal
***Interruptions... no commercials
***God... His Way not our way